Jeremey Kyle in massive shock

Popular ITV talk show host Jeremy Kyle is an evil robot. Scientist Steven Sharawhich made this surprising revelation at lunchtime yesterday. He was the head scientist of a small group of 50 of the brightest scientific minds in Britain.

Mr Sharawhich read a prepared statement, he said, “in a project: 2304, we wanted to try and create a robot that contained all of the worst traits that a human could have. This was never intended to leave the laboratory, but Mr. Kyle escaped and in the process he took out four units of our elite security team, he crushed them like ants under heavy hiking boots. We would often wonder what happened to him, it wasn’t until I was watching the TV and happened to stumble across the show by accident, I immediately phoned all involved and they were all deeply disturbed by the news.”

When asked why he or any of those involved did not speak up sooner, he offered this explanation “As scientists we must uphold a strict code of ethics. On page 2000, paragraph 200, subsection 30.345, it sates; ‘do not make robots, especially evil ones. If you do then you will be placed in a canon which and will then be fired into a brick wall’. So if any of us admitted to our part in Project 2304 the cannon awaited. Even in speaking up now, we are risking our necks, but we can no longer remain silent. We must stop this abomination before his evil spreads any further”.

Steven Sharawhich has offered a reward of a trillion euro to any individual or group of people who can manage to successfully destroy Jeremy Kyle.

Any one who wants to read the full press statement or wants to see the full terms and conditions on how to collect the reward you can consult the specially constructed website.

the website address is-
www.stevensharawhich.com/jeremy/kyle/must/ be/destroyed.html