Warning Rant Ahoy!

There have been some really fantastic singles released over the year. But let’s face it is more interesting to read a rant. So here are a few of the singles that have irritated the fuck out of me.

Soulja Boy Tell Em- Crack That.

Rap music has a lot to answer for, but how in the world this illiterate twit, who can barely string a sentence together get a record contract. This song has a repetitive beat combine that with some of the worst lyrics ever uttered in a rap song.

An Example of the utter shitness of this song is-

Soulja boy off in dis hoe
Wat’ me lean and wat’ me rock
Superman dat hoe
Then wat’ me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now wat’ me jock
Jockin’ on them haterz man

Enough said really.

Fergie – Big Girls Don’t Cry

The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You’re probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and Center, Clarity
Peace, Serenity

These are the opening lyrics of the song, that contains some of the worst lyrics that I have ever heard. The fact that this was written by some who is 32 is incredible. Lyrics like this, are the lyrics you’d think that a 15 year old girl, who had experienced their first break up. Not a woman who has been on this earth of 32 fucking years.

The Fray How-To Save A life

Simply put, this is bland, bland, and bland mixed in with an extremely whiny and annoying male lead singer. Every time this comes on the radio, my radio is in extreme danger of being smashed into tiny pieces.

All those singles from those Euro dance acts.

Bands like Cascada, Sun block and their ilk, destroy the name of dance music. This isn’t music, its just annoying noise with some woman singing over them. I find it difficult to distinguish one from the other.

This is just a short list of those that jumped to mind at the time of writing this.

Any single by Westlife

As a native of Ireland, I feel that it’s my duty, to extend my heartfelt sympathy for inflicting Westlife on the musical world. All I can do is say sorry, from the bottom of my heart. Please don’t think that westlife is what the Irish music scene is at

• Ham Sandwich
• The Blizzards
• Director
• Delorentos
• Duke Special

All of these bands are more representative of the music scene in Ireland.

God it feels good to get that out of my system. 

CRIME RIDDEN IRELAND

 

Thinking about going out to get your bottle of milk this morning, or maybe purchasing a newspaper. Are you insane?

 

If you do you are putting your life in your hands, as without fail you will be greeted by gangs of youths decked out in evil and vile hooded sweatshirts, who are going to beat you up then rob and then set up on fire think we are lying, making it all up?

Well recent government statistics show that no matter what time of day it is, you are 99.999 per cent likely to have this happen to you. Welcome to crime-ridden cesspool that this country has become.

 

CHILDREN UNDER CONSTANT DANGER

 

Do you have children?  Are you thinking about allowing little Johnny or Mary the apple of eye out to play this afternoon?

 If you do that, what kind of a neglectful monster are you to all your venerable little children? You must keep them under constant surveillance twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weeks, because if you take your eyes off them for even a split second. A white van IS going to pull up with a man in a trench coat, who will then abduct your children and you will never ever see little son or daughter again.

Those two messages are constantly being drilled into us by tabloids, and to a much lesser extent broadsheet papers. Do people experience harassment? Yes they do. Have children been abducted? Yes.

But according to the tabloids, crime is on every street corner and sick men who want to harm your children are on every single corner. People should stop and think for a second, because if they did, people would realise that Ireland, the majority of the time is a safe country to live in.

 

 

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